PSA: What Is In a Name?

A lot. I often wonder where people come up with the names they give their children. Not the normal names like Jennifer, or Sarah, or Ashley, but the really bad ones like Gunner, Blaze, or Talon. I mean really, who is going to take a 35 year old man seriously with a name like Gunner? I have to thank Jennifer for introducing me to a website with awesome baby names. If you are interested in looking at names to NOT name your child, then just go to www.gsmc.org and click on the little moon at the top left. Here are my top five awesomely bad boys and girls names:

Boys:
5. Kreston
4. JaKalen
3. Jayden or Jaiden
2. Ja'Maury
1. Domino

Girls:
5. Paisley
4. Kinsley or Kinzlee
3. Adlen
2. Adrya
1. Twins Porsche and Audi (older sister is Lexus)

None of these children will ever be president. However, I'm sure Domino will have a successful career at either Domino's Pizza or as a pimp. Domino is a good pimp name. Stop the insanity and name your kid something normal!!